February 2012
400 posts
You need to forget what's gone, appreciate what's...
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For your mind only-Jasper Forks
crystal-clefairy:
teacher: Did I assign any homework?
whole class: Nope we didn’t have any!
that one fucking person: Um we totally did guys..
whole class: No. We. Fucking. Didn’t.
FUCKING MELVIN!
Parent's logic.
-Eating food-
Parents: Y U SO FAT!?
-Tries to eat less-
Parents: Y U STARVING YOURSELF!?
-Goes out-
Parents: Y U GO OUT SO MUCH!?
-Stays home all day-
Parents: Y U SO LAZY!?
-Dresses nice-
Parents: Y U DRESS SO NICE, HAVE GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND!?
-Dresses comfortable-
Parents: Y U DRESS LIKE A HOBO!?
