The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.
The only historically accurate line in the whole film.
HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG
THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH
Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”
Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.
Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.
2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS
if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently
HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!
GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS
WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT
AND CANT STAY STILL
AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT
BOYS DO IT TOO
I CAN CONFIRM
Based on a funny urban legend, i think this ad could be appropriate for every media.
Submitted by: prosaico-image
Oh Tyrion how I love you
"How would you like to die Tyrion son of Tywin?"
“In my own bed with a belly full of wine and a maiden’s mouth around my cock at the age of eighty”
"You will not take the whore to court"
“I have a mind to take you to kings landing sweetling”
This book is making me psychotic. This book is making me psychotic. WHY DONT YOU BITH WHY DONT YOU “I could shove him over and kill myself too” U FUCKEN LOSER ASS DUMB SHIT BITCH WHY DONT YOU FOR FUCKS SAKE U WORTHLESS TRASH
"The greatest revenge to a girl that steals your man is to let her have him, because a truly good man can never be stolen."-(via clumsiest)
me: maybe I look ok
me: I AM PERFECT THE WAY I AM
me: I'm fucking disgusting I'm losing weight now
me: I am more than just my weight!
me: who the fuck cares about anything
me: I AM SO FAT.
me: idk curves are beautiful i am beautiful
me: i hate myself